i spent a week and a half in nicaragua shooting photos and video at Aqua Wellness Resort. that place is top shelf. i could say all kinds of nice things about the beautiful views, the food, the feel, the amenities – but it’s just so much easier to say, “that place is awesome! see for yourself!” besides, if it’s longer than a tweet nobody really wants to read it anyway. it’s like trying to order from a nyc diner menu – around page 27 you snap out of it and have no idea what you’ve been staring at for the last 15 minutes. you’ve probably given up on reading this already (if you even started) and got distracted by all the pretty pictures. still reading? well good luck because i’m just babbling. can’t really seem to wrap this up. i guess i feel that if i keep dragging this on, my charm and wit will kick in and give me inspiration for a closer. mmmm nope.